The 12 Days of Christmas, Okinawa Style

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a Habu in a banyan tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 3 gecko's chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in banyan tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets, and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 roaches stomping, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets a habu in banyan tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 banana spiders, 8 roaches stomping, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls of molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 yen to the dollar, 9 banana spiders, 8 roaches stomping, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls a molding, 3 geckos chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 fender benders, 10 yen to the dollar, 9 banana spiders, 8 roaches stomping, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls molding, 3 gecko's chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.

On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a 12 month extension, 11 fender benders, 10 yen to the dollar, 9 banana spiders, 8 roaches stomping, 7 binjo ditches, 6 typhoons blowing, 5 WEEKS OF RAIN, 4 walls molding, 3 gecko's chirping, 2 parking tickets and a habu in a banyan tree.